what do baby pigs drink? pig milk.
what do baby ducks drink? duck milk.
what do baby cows drink? cow milk.
Should we drink homosapien milk? But are we not babies?
A natural same-species milk would require a new sector of jobs where women or even men would work on a lactation plantation. Digress from the future; back in time the Aztec women used their breast milk as a weapon against conquistadors.
Husband comes home from a long day, “Man I could use a glass of warm fresh milk.” Wife asserts disgustedly, “You think you’re the only one that works around here? That’s it. You’re cut off”. “Honey please? I’m thirsty.”
How about fortifying human milk with protein hormone rHGH instead of rBGH (human growth hormone/bovine growth hormone)?
Go organic and obtain the highest quality by altering diets of the milked humans to obtain a better milk quality. Only grain-fed human milk will be allowed.
A spam has asked “how can i get pregnant quickly?”
-take off the condom
-Haven’t tried speed sex
-inject the sperm directly into the uterus?
None of these work if you are sterile or happen to be a computer program.
I’d like to ask the spam, Are you looking to shorten the time until childbirth? You could try traveling close to the speed of light to make time pass relative to the rest of the world. Or you could deliver it prematurely, having a pre-child resembling the baby in Eraserhead.
I wonder if growth hormones would speed up development of the child?