Monthly Archives: July 2011

Right to Disease

He will be using his constitutional right to have an incurable disease, to toil, to be weakened by inability.

He is entitled to have poor insurance. As the world turns, he brings his suffering to the hospital for treatment above his income.

He almost dies from the surgery, but lives through the pain and his heavily guarded prison cell called a hospital bed. You can’t take enough pain medicine to stay alive and be comfortable. They won’t give you insurance unless you are in good condition. If you pre-exist, you are a considered a vermin that needs to be expelled from the system. If they can afford human pest control spray, they will use it on you.

Until it is wrong, I have the right to my disease. I, however, do not have any way to fix it without the right tools, assistance, help.

Bacon Everything + Bacon Snuggies

I really like bacon. Even Vegan bacon will do, but nothing can beat the real thing. Whoever invented bacon eating is probably getting punished for causing lodged bacon in the heart.

I want to make these fabulous bacon bowls:
Mac & Cheese Bacon Bowls

I also believe in the political campaign of bacon. Begin the rev-O-lution with donuts and bacon.

And now all we need are bacon snuggies to keep us warm in the winter, and keep us fed on the couch. Lady Marmalade Lady GAGA went too far with her raw meat costume, but if it were bacon I would have let it slide… right into my mouth.