Human Milk Farm

what do baby pigs drink? pig milk.
what do baby ducks drink? duck milk.
what do baby cows drink? cow milk.

Should we drink homosapien milk? But are we not babies?

A natural same-species milk would require a new sector of jobs where women or even men would work on a lactation plantation. Digress from the future; back in time the Aztec women used their breast milk as a weapon against conquistadors.

Husband comes home from a long day, “Man I could use a glass of warm fresh milk.” Wife asserts disgustedly, “You think you’re the only one that works around here? That’s it. You’re cut off”. “Honey please? I’m thirsty.”

How about fortifying human milk with protein hormone rHGH instead of rBGH (human growth hormone/bovine growth hormone)?

Go organic and obtain the highest quality by altering diets of the milked humans to obtain a better milk quality. Only grain-fed human milk will be allowed.

May contain milk warning?

7 thoughts on “Human Milk Farm

  1. milly

    The value of human milk has been around for centuries.
    However, back in 1989, a division of the SFL Institution took to testing productivity and methods of increasing human milk yields with wvs. (women voluntary servant)
    My elder sister joined first and was happy to sign a 5 year Contract to be kept in a barn with the rest of the ‘human herd’.
    By the time I joined her, she had been promoted to Snr.wvs and signed for another 5 years.
    I was allowed to move into the stall next to hers and after extensive medical checks, was inseminated.
    During my pregnancy, I had been fed tested drugs to help prepare my breasts (they were quite rightly, called udders and we were called hucows) and as with maisy, my udders were heavier and swelling even by 4mths.
    By the time of my birthing, an 8lb. girl, that I was allowed to ween for 4 weeks, before she was taken from me to go to a good home, my udders had increased from 34C to 36E and constantly leaked, except when clamped, ofcourse.
    During both maisy’s and my time there, we loved competing and although Maisy did have higher yields, I acheived between 50 & even once attained 75oz. (2.5 – 3.75pints) in 24hrs. av. usually 5 – 6 milkings a day by industrial pump, milk stripper.
    The Doctor in charge of the Dairy won the Human Dairy Award on my 2nd year there and had won 4x by time Maisy and I completed our service and had dried up. Although I still think They could have persevered with breeding us more, the other wvs were begiining to regularly attain higher yields.
    The time spent there was good. Hygene standards very good and our straw was changed once a month, whether we needed or not.
    The most uncomfortable times, were the various Doctors methods of attempting increased yields. But that’s another and long chapter.

    Yes, human milk is widely available and I think is sold at around $30 a pint now.

    milly mooe(s) a lot.

    *smile*

  2. Master Dan

    Hmm, interesting, as my barn yields good 6 pints a day, was wondering where i can sell it, as i only have the occasional customers coming about to milk my human cows. I usually throw away the most of milk and only consume the last milk of my hucows, as it is very rich and sweet, tastes special, awesome…. I own real cows are well, but 3 hucows are in my barn as well. I don’t have a marked for the they milk, but would be interested to hear about such channels and how to ship the very delicate milk to customers.

    The value of human milk has been around for centuries.
    However, back in 1989, a division of the SFL Institution took to testing productivity and methods of increasing human milk yields with wvs. (women voluntary servant)
    My elder sister joined first and was happy to sign a 5 year Contract to be kept in a barn with the rest of the ‘human herd’.
    By the time I joined her, she had been promoted to Snr.wvs and signed for another 5 years.
    I was allowed to move into the stall next to hers and after extensive medical checks, was inseminated.
    During my pregnancy, I had been fed tested drugs to help prepare my breasts (they were quite rightly, called udders and we were called hucows) and as with maisy, my udders were heavier and swelling even by 4mths.
    By the time of my birthing, an 8lb. girl, that I was allowed to ween for 4 weeks, before she was taken from me to go to a good home, my udders had increased from 34C to 36E and constantly leaked, except when clamped, ofcourse.
    During both maisy’s and my time there, we loved competing and although Maisy did have higher yields, I acheived between 50 & even once attained 75oz. (2.5 – 3.75pints) in 24hrs. av. usually 5 – 6 milkings a day by industrial pump, milk stripper.
    The Doctor in charge of the Dairy won the Human Dairy Award on my 2nd year there and had won 4x by time Maisy and I completed our service and had dried up. Although I still think They could have persevered with breeding us more, the other wvs were begiining to regularly attain higher yields.
    The time spent there was good. Hygene standards very good and our straw was changed once a month, whether we needed or not.
    The most uncomfortable times, were the various Doctors methods of attempting increased yields. But that’s another and long chapter.

    Yes, human milk is widely available and I think is sold at around $30 a pint now.

    milly mooe(s) a lot.

    *smile*

    1. isabelle

      Hello Sir

      I am interested in becoming a breeding cow but have no idea how to go about it. I’m 22 years old healthy fit and clean. 5’9 slim figure blonde hair blue eyes. 32C beautiful tight pussy with full pink lips. Please email me back. isabellegerard791@yahoo.ca

      Thank you

  3. jessica humphrey

    I am a crossdresser and had surgrey so I can not be a bull to breed but give me injections and I to can prouduce milk .I would loveto be kept for real in a barn and IF SOMEONE could give me a cow tail for real. If anyone really want me come and get me .I am totally real about this and would look forward to signing a five year contract and at the end of that maybe another one. IfI do that you must give me pastic surgery to transform my face to look like a cow for real . So get intouch with me at alan1908@att.net and lets get to it for real

  4. Thomas

    I have the same dream also of being a cow. I am a male but I am willing to be used for milking sperm to be used for your hucows to keep the production of milking going. I am 40, 5’5″ brn brn, 7″ cut 145 lbs. I am willing to be milked 2-3 times or more a day. I will love to sign a 5-10 contract to prove my loyalty to the farmer. I am also willing to be breed by a bull if needed for your pleasure. so get in touch with me at wyldeguitarist1973@yahoo.com and lets do this.

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